• vamplire:

    it’s been a long day pass the gay vampires

    (via probablyvampirerpgideas)

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  • cemeterything:

    whoever came up with kissing someone’s hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

    (via socks-bog-wench)

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  • orlaite:

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    Your magnificent city, father - and you the brain of this city - and all of us in the city’s light… And where are the people, father, whose hands built your city?

    METROPOLIS (1927) | dir. Fritz Lang

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  • theburialofstrawberries:

    theburialofstrawberries:

    Took me years to understand the “why the long face” punchlines to “so a horse walks into a bar” jokes because I just thought that’s a normal sized face to have if you’re a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

    I was a better person than all of you

    (via real-conventional-wisdom)

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  • sedgewick-gayble:

    1920s tumblr simulator

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    🎞 noirsuatoir Follow

    Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream

    #privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases

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    🎷 aceofspades Follow

    prohibition hitting hard…making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe

    🎷aceofspades Follow

    hopital

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    🔘 deactivated-341925 Follow

    Clara Bow is 20??!!!

    🔘 deactivated-341925 Follow

    SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY

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    🎙 fancy-nancyboy Follow

    Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck

    #wink wink

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    🍸 gladragz Follow

    my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!

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    🚬 runrummer Follow

    Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ….

    #those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl

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    📻 flapperfanny-fan973 Follow

    she speak on my easy till I jazz

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  • mistercrowbar:

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    “Leaving a fang out is vampire blepping” lead to “astarion yawns like a cat”

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  • orteil42:

    orteil42:

    I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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    you are making this so difficult

    (via glompcat)

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  • lakemojave:

    Omggg you’re so cute and funny do you wanna chase each other with knives

    (via lesbiancannnibal)

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  • catsofyore:

    Photo of a porcelain cat head attached to a wooden dowel by a brass ring. The cat is white and grey with a pink nose and light yellow-green eyes.ALT

    A 19th century porcelain cane head. Source.

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  • everythingeverywhereallatonce:

    screenshot of text that reads "gauze, light, open-weave fabric made of cotton when used for surgical dressings and of silk and other fibres when used for dress trimming. The name is derived from that of the Palestinian city of Gaza, where the fabric is thought to have originated. It is made either by a plain weave or by a leno weave."ALT
    screenshot of text that reads: "Gauze (gôz), n. [F. gaze; so called because it was first introduced from Gaza, a city of Palestine.] A very thin, slight, transparent stuff, generally of silk; also, any fabric resembling silk gauze; as, wire gauze; cotton gauze."ALT
    screenshot of text that reads: "From French gaze, either from Arabic قَزّ (qazz, "silk"), from Persian کز (kaz, "silk"), from Middle Persian kaz ("silk"); or from غَزّة (ġazza, "Gaza"), a city associated with silk production."ALT

    etymology of the word “gauze”

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  • raskolnikovstherapist:

    coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

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  • thinkyourhouseshaunted:

    akashicrecord:

    starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

    Cinderella

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  • homeboygirl:

    manhole on the street?????!!?? oh you mean the. oh. well that’s lame

    (via zombiequeer)

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  • laezels:

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    PATTY MULLEN as ELIZABETH SHELLEY
    FRANKENHOOKER (1990) dir. Frank Henenlotter

    (via prettyfr0mtheback)

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  • calellon:

    so for our first date i was thinking that maybe i could eat your heart like a pomegranate in front of you?

    (via lesbiancannnibal)

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  • transgenderization:

    Uh oh! The Oracle has killed herself rather than face the future she foresaw. Market analysts are speculating this may be bad for the economy

    (via zombiequeer)

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